Question from the Prosecutor: President Obama how could it be.. the networks never broadcast it, so how did it get there.

Obama, sweatin' a little, grunts..

Judge: You are gonna be found guilty of capital treason, lest you tell the court how the footage got there.

Obama: Well I guess his own people had a link.

Prosecutor: Sure they did, so firstly as a United States Senator then as President, is it not your responsibility to bring such massive treason to the attention of the wider public.

Obama: Under what jurisdiction do you propose to bring this prosecution, no one else said anything, why should I.

Judge: Under the capital provisions of revolutionary justice, do you have anything else to say, you have asserted that you were aware of treason at the White House, and still you remained silent, despite the oath you took to uphold the laws of the United States.

Obama: This court is illegal.

Judge: Barak Hussein Obama you are found guilty of capital treason, and are sentenced to death.

The Appellant Judge endorses the decision of the bench, the execution is to take place immediately, the court was convened on the dirt street of a western town, Obama is requested to walk under a lamp post, I fix a hemp noose about his neck and give the order to heave, and Barak Obama is hauled high on a lamp post, and dies kikkin' and jerkin' right on Main Street.